Thursday, December 07, 2006

Daily routine

Was just thinking about something, military rules of daily life... customs and courtesies, if you will. I noticed an interesting no win formula that is pretty accurate. It seems that your superiors will always talk down to you and you have to react while abiding to a couple disciplinary customs. You cant disagree because then you would be talking back which will just prove them right, that you suck. They are always right... observe these simple facts:

a = superior tell you that you suck
b = you will always agree with them
c = if your superior knows you suck, they will tell you
d = you must always respond, otherwise its rude which is a level of insubordination

lets make this a ROUTINE!!

tellSuck = superiors tell you that you suck
iAgree = you will always agree
iSuck = you will be told you suck if your sup thinks you do
yesSir = you must always acknowledge their statements


sub dailyLife ( )

dim yesSir = true, tellSuck = true, iAgree = true, iSuck = true, yesSir = true

Label goodMorning
if
tellSuck = true
then Do While iSuck=true
if yesSir= true, iAgree ( iSuck( ) )

Loop
GoTo goodMorning

end sub



Master: "Grovel,"

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Master: "Get up! Now... grovel,"

Grovel: "IM SORRY, IM SORRY, MASTER!"

Master: "Get up! Now... grovel,"